I will read, but never actually complete these question forms. Never. I do love to read them though.
In college I had a much, much, longer one that I always would print out and give to my secret snowflake so I had an idea of what to buy. Freshman year I traded with this girl who was a slut and I had a jock she fucked afterwards, which you know could have been his final present, and I got the boy with the best voice in the best a cappella group. They were like the most popular frat seeing as we were Greek free, thank god, and most of them lived in my dorm. Sigh. He was so cute. Plus, totally fucking talented. AND he totally filled out the entire form despite the fact that it was like 10 pages of questions. Then at the end said I was his best secret snowflake ever and gave me a hug. He was a senior at the time, so we're talking the best over all four years. Without the aid of alcohol either. My birthday was afterwards and my roommate asked him to sing Happy Birthday to me which was pretty cool but also pretty mortifying seeing as I'm not quite sure what she said to him to make him come up. Did she mention I had a crush on him? Wouldn't put it past her.
The last time I tried that tactic the chick didn't even fill it out. I mean hello, I know that it's a lot of questions, but get into the game bitch! So I didn't even do that the last year, and I was totally jipped my last year. Which is an entirely new entry, but it involved too many knives, and already opened tic-tacs.
I digress. Caren said I should do it, and not that I do what people tell me to do, but it's a fucking slow Friday at work.
Or I'm trying to avoid doing mundane work. Same thing. Right?
So I guess I'm breaking my ban of not filling these things out. Caren, you should feel honoured. Though I still hate doing it, and I might not even finish it.
I should totally go into advertising.
Three Names You Go By:
Three Screen Names You Have:
Hmm...I'd rather not say.
Three Things You Like About Yourself:
Face...even post accident
Teeth...I can't even explain how obsessed I am with teeth
Three Things You Dislike About Yourself:
Yeah. I think we self-critique enough not to try and find 3 things in particular and have them saved for posterity online.
Three Parts of Your Heritage:
Three Things That Scare You:
That I will fail in grad school.
My sister's depression.
Losing my teeth...no, I know. I'm that obsessed/Family members dying.
Three of Your Everyday Essentials:
Music, and more fucking music.
Reading Television Without Pity, EW online, TV Guide Online, People Online, and more.
Talking to Cute Best Friend (CBF).
Three Things You're Wearing Right Now:
Kick-ass pink euro sneakers.
My fallback watch, now that my favorite one was ruined in the car accident.
Buttery slash tan coloured cords. Hard to describe the color.
Three of Your Favorite Bands/Artists:
This is a painful, horribly difficult question to answer. And I'll try and limit a little. But in no way constitutes a real list.
Iron and Wine/Death Cab for Cutie
Three of Your Favorite Songs at Present:
Again, painful question.
"Makes me Wanna Die" Tricky
"Dragostea Din Tei" O-Zone
"Twilight" Elliott Smith
Three New Things You Want to Try in the Next 12 Months:
Brazilian Wax...I don't know, don't question. Who are you to judge!!
Not being so fucking snarky, and judgemental about people before I get to even talk to them. I mean southern sorority girls can be nice sometimes, right?
Three Things You Want in a Relationship (Love is Given):
Personality that includes lots of humor and snarkiness.
Cuddler slash massager.
Someone who knows the importance to my staying alive by using the technique of not blowing. Sudden death from air in the vagina? I think not!! Plus you know, overall pleasure, not just staying alive.
Two Truths and a Lie:
I love twat.
I went through a kleptomania stage and was caught.
I've lied about being in a tornado.
Three Physical Things in a Love Interest That Appeal to Me:
Teeth...yeah. I know. I know. It's weird.
Pretty, adrodgynous boys.
Hair. It has to look good and right. No long hair.
Three Things You Just Can't Do:
Tie wet shoelaces. Brr.
Climb fences. I keep on worrying one day that I'll be running from the cops for one of the stupid stunts or situations I find myself in and I won't be able to climb the fence. Usually when one of these situations arise I'll nix the idea because I won't be able to jump out if we need to immediately.
Three of Your Favorite Hobbies:
Talking/gossiping with friends.
Puttering around the internet...I need real hobbies don't I?
Three Things You Want to Do Badly Right Now:
Get a little bit crazy slash drunk.
Hang out with CBF.
Be done with grad school, and actually be working my dream job.
Three Careers Your Considering:
Media guru for GLAAD.
Entertainment whore writer.
Three Places You Want to Go on Vacation:
Three Kids Names:
Yeah. No. Not having kids, so I don't have any names.
Three Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
Live in Europe again.
Work my dream job at GLAAD.
Write a book.
Three People Who Have to Take This Quiz Now:
Nicole...because I know she's looking for something to do.
Alexandra...because...well, does anyone else read my blog except you 3?